Let us Now Go unto MSG and See this thing which Phish has Made Known to Us

The venerable quest has begun, as a formerly weary traveler, newly refreshed thanks to a draught of caramel caffeine, departs one city on his way to another.

The journey, though, unlike adventures experienced, say, during the crusades, will be drab, colorless, without blood or beast or plunder.

But the prize, similar to the chalice -- the Holy Grail -- will, while not imbuing the pilgrim with eternal life, bring him undying splendor: New Year’s Eve with Phish at the newly renovated Madison Square Garden.

A jam-seeking hero etches himself into Phish lore.